Michael Land
Guest Contributions
By Ted Fontaine FILING CABINET: An overflowing box next to the wastepaper can.
IN-BOX:
A pile of papers that sits next to you.OUT-BOX:
In box overflow.HOLD BOX:
Filing Cabinet.DESK:
Filing Cabinet Overflow.MAIL:
Something that you lost.COPY MACHINE:
Something to sit on.MESSAGE MACHINE:
Something that has a blinking number display with a mysterious three digit number that you have yet to deciper the meaning of.BILL:
Something that you forgot to pay.CONTRACT:
A piece of paper that you are supposed to sign without drawing little pictures all over it.OFFICE ASSISTANT:
A person that avoids you.BOSS:
Somebody that you have successfully fooled into believing that you are organized.IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR:
Somebody that is on to you but likes you and is willing to help cover up the fact that you can't tell the difference between a filing cabinet and a waste paper can.SCHEDULE:
The moment you remember you have been staring at a clock for the last two hours.MEMO PAD:
Something to draw on.DATE BOOK:
Something else do draw on that has neat little squares to draw in.SUIT:
Something you bought for some reason that hangs in a plastic bag in your closet.POTTED PLANT:
Your very best friend at work.CUBICLE:
Desk Overflow.HALLWAY:
Cubicle Overflow.FLOW CHART:
A Mondrian.STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE:
The period of time before you realize you have been staring at the wall clock for two hours.STOCK:
Something you inherit.MARKETING EXECUTIVE:
Traitor
The Mockel Teaching - 8th Overleap Category
The Mockel Teaching: For Cynical Beings, On an Insulting PathEighth Overleap Category
- Axis: Heading: Irresponsible
- Role: Asshole
- Goal: Procrastination
- Attitude: Indifference
- Mode: Interference
- Centering: Profit / Prophet
- Chief Feature: Intoxication / Annoyance
- Body Type: Liposucted / Couch Potato
This eighth category represents a culmination of observation and research into the otherwise disturbing qualities of human nature.
All persons, at one time or another Overleap themselves into this category. Beware!
-- Steve Cocconi