By Ted Fontaine
FILING CABINET: An
overflowing box next to the wastepaper can.
pile of papers that sits next to you.
HOLD BOX: Filing
that you lost.
COPY MACHINE: Something
to sit on.
MESSAGE MACHINE: Something
that has a blinking number display with a mysterious three digit
number that you have yet to deciper the meaning of.
that you forgot to pay.
piece of paper that you are supposed to sign without drawing little
pictures all over it.
OFFICE ASSISTANT: A
person that avoids you.
that you have successfully fooled into believing that you are
IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR: Somebody
that is on to you but likes you and is willing to help cover up the
fact that you can't tell the difference between a filing cabinet and
a waste paper can.
moment you remember you have been staring at a clock for the last
MEMO PAD: Something
to draw on.
DATE BOOK: Something
else do draw on that has neat little squares to draw in.
you bought for some reason that hangs in a plastic bag in your
POTTED PLANT: Your
very best friend at work.
FLOW CHART: A
STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE: The
period of time before you realize you have been staring at the wall
clock for two hours.
MARKETING EXECUTIVE: Traitor
Teaching - 8th Overleap Category
The Mockel Teaching: For Cynical Beings, On an Insulting Path
Eighth Overleap Category
- Axis: Heading: Irresponsible
- Role: Asshole
- Goal: Procrastination
- Attitude: Indifference
- Mode: Interference
- Centering: Profit / Prophet
- Chief Feature: Intoxication / Annoyance
- Body Type: Liposucted / Couch Potato
This eighth category represents a culmination of observation and research
into the otherwise disturbing qualities of human nature.
All persons, at one time or another Overleap themselves into this category.
-- Steve Cocconi