MICHAEL TEACHINGS GATHERING
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One of many nocturnal activities at the
Here we made preparations to roast the evil non-believers.
We will burn you!
At the height of our frenzied ritual, we summoned the "wise one."
And the band played on...
Day two: The lectures begin.
Featured topic: What to Do When Your Spiritual Growth is Unsightly and Emits a Foul Odor.
One of the many wonderful lessons learned at the conference
Michael channel, "Smegma," demonstrates the penalty for Sages in oration.
Of course, the
snacks and beverages at the conference were always first-class.
This is a real-life product, folks!
I heard this favorite produced messages from departed spirits.
Gee, I hope she's attractive.
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