As of late, with the abundance of Michael channels on the market, it seems that Michael now has territorial rights. It kind of makes you wonder if he was a vacuum cleaner salesman in a past incarnation. So why doesn't an entrepreneuring channel start a Michael franchise? This could be bigger than McDonalds! People could drive up to a fast-food styled building like the Golden Arches, but instead of getting a greasy slab of dead animal flesh, they would receive info on their past lives, their overleaves, the allotment of toe cheese between their ears, some Michael action figures thrown in for the kids, and the relative age of their soul. Of course, old souls would immediately be dragged out of their cars and beaten senseless with wet noodles, but this would only prove that the young souls are still in charge. Geez, the possibilities of this are limitless. I can even envision this mega-corporation expanding into a huge entertainment center like Disney World, but with a slight spiritual twist.
Picture this exciting promo.......
WELCOME TO MICHAEL LAND!!!
With the wisdom from the Michael teachings that life is merely a game that you can always play again in the next lifetime, we adopted the "why not take some risks?" philosophy. Who cares if you are inconveniently disemboweled after having sex with the local butcher's girlfriend, or if you find a barbecue fork inappropriately lodged in your skull after your wife finds out? You can always win the game in your next incarnation!
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